it's monday 9:30am my house is a mess i decided a 6hr self tan was a good idea when i have errands to run i'm just starting breakfast for myself BUT my kids are fed and doing their lessons. It's Monday, wish it were Sunday.
How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?
Good morning you bad, beautiful bitch. Here is your to do list for today. Drink your fucking coffee. And once that kicks in, remind yourself what an adorable badass motherfucker you are.
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